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DaVinciinProgress
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Name: miao Birthday: 6/25/1906 Gender: Male
Interests: Counting my nipples, counting your nipples, counting your mother's nipples, counting your brother's nipples, counting in General. Expertise: nipple counting, philosophy, defending tooth fairies, watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S, playing violin, eating, video games Occupation: Student Industry: Media
Message: message me AIM: davincimodified
Member Since:
3/12/2005
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| Just got back from Disneyworld.
I am in love with that place. I want to live there forever and ever.
School starts exactly in one week.
I feel like my penis is going to fall off because everything is pacing so rapidly.
Check out the photos at
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| I took alot of time to think today. Here are some of the things I've been thinking about. I hope they will enlighten you in multi-facetted ways.
I wonder if Captin Underpants ever got laid.
If he did, good for him. That's hot.
Furthermore, why does donald duck always put on a towel after taking a shower, when he doesn't wear anything anyways? He has no genitalia.
God damn it, life's unaswerable questions. I mean, this is like fucking harder to answer than that whole chicken and the egg thing.
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Won't you join me on my lap? 
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| Constant wedgies are annoying.
Now constant wedgies that you can't walk off are real bitches.
Furthermore, wedgies that you must pick to fix, then resume previous wedgy positions are bitches to the infinity.
Improper underwears can ruin you day.
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| Today was an eventful day.
I became a borrowed barista at a Starbucks Drive Thru right by my house.
A whipcream container exploded in my face.
Finally ordered tickets with janice edwin and sammy to Disneyworld.
August 3rd to Tenth baby. It's time to get seriously loose.
Ate at hooters again; 911's are undefeatable.
Edwin and I are opening a male version of hooters to attract girls.
I got my nipples pierced.
Jk.
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